What did the egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid last night.

alexaodesh:

caryrulesyourworld:

dweji-tt0ki:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO WIN

(Source: beingsupernatural)

What Tumblr has taught me:

believemee-imlying:

mellybean13:

lovebeats338:

maptomyheart:

 

 

(june- / sarcastics)

• How to shit bricks
• It’s possible to ‘die a little inside’ and have your ‘mind blown’ without actually dying as both phrases would suggest.
• loljk doesn’t stand for loljokes.
• As with stfu.
• Revolutionary ways in how to keep calm.
• The word alot is not a word.
• All Draco Malfoy wants is for us to wait til his father hears about this.
• If you’re Filo, you have a rodonkulous advantage on Tumblr.
• You start to believe tumbler is actually spelt without the e.
• We are all free bitches baby.
• Removing credit is a capital offence worthy of a disapproving gif.
• Mean Girls is 50% of Tumblr and Glenn Coco is king of the world.
• Pie charts on Tumblr are the most accurate pie charts you will ever come across.
• Tumblr’s favourite adjective is fuckyeah.
• There is always somebody who can perfectly voice what you are feeling. This is the mechanics behind reblogging.
• You never say ‘you’re wrong’ on Tumblr. You say ‘your argument is invalid’.
• The answer to every question is ‘I’m Chuck Bass’.
• If you are not procrastinating, you are not truly experiencing Tumblr.
• Tumblr is filled with some of the greatest people you will ever meet. And the worst, beware of the Plastics.